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A fine romance with no kisses.

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A fine romance, my friend, this is. They
think we're like a

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couple of hot tomatoes.

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But we're as cold as yesterday's mashed
potatoes.

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A fine romance with no wrestling.

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A fine romance.

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With no nestlings, we might as well play
bridge with our maiden arms.

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Love hasn't got a chance.

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This is a fine romance.

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What do you think, Phil?

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There or... There.

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I can't see your face at all now. Oh,
no.

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What about there? Mudge.

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You're interviewing applicants for a
job, not questioning suspects.

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I've run out of places to put it, huh?

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Well... Oh, that's a good idea.

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Right, now, let's run through it again,
Phil.

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Not too remote, not too friendly, and
let them do most of the talking. Yeah,

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write things down. What things?

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Well, anything.

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Shopping list, if you like.

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If you keep writing things down from
time to time, it keeps you off their

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balance. Right.

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Thanks for the coaching. I've never
really done this sort of thing before.

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What about Charlie?

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You must have interviewed him when he
came for the job.

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Oh, no, not really. He just popped his
head round the door and said, I'm

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Charlie, any tea in the pot? And we sort
of went on from there.

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Fairly incisive interviewing.

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Still, it seemed to work. I mean, there
was always a pot of tea on the go after

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that. But, Mike, you want someone who's
prepared to work as hard as you.

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Not someone who wants a cup of tea every
five minutes.

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You're quite right.

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Anyone fancy a cup of tea?

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I've got to go and start decorating the
spare room.

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Nursery. What nursery?

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Anyway, thanks for the advice, Phil.
Well, for what it's worth.

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I'd never interviewed blokes before.
It's always been secretaries. Must be

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nicer. Well, scenically, yeah. That's
what I meant.

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What colour are you doing the nursery,
blue or pink?

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Apricot.

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Well, how about if you all get paint up
me arms?

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Good luck, Mike. Don't give someone the
job just because they've got good legs,

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eh? Hope you find someone good, Mike.

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Oh, aren't you staying?

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No, no, no. I'd only get in the way. I'd
interfere.

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I'm used to that.

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No, it's your business. You know what
you're looking for.

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Give you a lift, Laura. Drop you off
somewhere.

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Actually, I thought I'd come back with
you, have a natter with Helen.

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Oh. It's been a long time.

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Yeah, must be all of yesterday.

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You don't mind, do you? No, no.

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Finally, be prepared to end up with a
paintbrush in your hand.

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I mean, you'll have to work for the
bloke as well. Only part -time.

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It's much better that you find someone
you can get on with.

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After all, I might not be here forever.

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What do you mean?

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Nothing. Because I might not be free to
help out forever, that's all.

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Bye, see you later.

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I bought you some biscuits.

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Custard creams.

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They're your favourite.

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Not anymore.

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Oh.

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These things you go off.

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Do you ever go back on them again?

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Some of them.

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I'm glad.

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Yes, Phil's rather pleased, too.

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Oh, look, you shouldn't be sitting like
that.

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You're meant to sit like this.

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According to popular fiction, it happens
who's supposed to fuss, not who's

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supposed to. What does he know that I
don't? It's temperament, isn't it? You

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know Phil.

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He simply doesn't...

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Is that what he's painting?

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He's perfectly formed.

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You're not Phil.

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The baby, after 13 weeks, the baby is
perfectly formed. I think that's

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wonderful. If you go on like this,
you're going to get sympathetic labour

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Well, they would be wonderful too, in
their way. Oh, terrific.

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I'm really looking forward to them.

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I mean, when you have a tiny little
perfect baby inside you, does it make

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feel fulfilled?

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Full?

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Wonderful? No, not wonderful.

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Different.

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Will you have any more?

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Well, give me a chance. I haven't had
this one yet.

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Oh, I bet you will. I think that's
wonderful, too.

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Laura, I don't know whether you know it,
but you're gushing. Oh, I'm not.

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Yes, you are.

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Wonderful this, wonderful that.

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You even think that having to get up in
the middle of the night to go to the loo

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is wonderful.

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Well, it must be.

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Well, you try it. Well, I might.

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What?

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Oh, I don't know. I might.

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I haven't actually brought up the
subject with Mike yet. Well, don't you

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you're better?

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Yes.

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I'll do chips tonight. He likes chips.

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Laura, I'm not being rotten, but this
isn't simply just because I...

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I mean, you're not just feeling broody,
are you?

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I don't know.

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I might be.

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I thought about babies once, and then I
didn't think about them. I didn't think

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about them for a long time, but, well,
the time passes, and my only claim to

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youth is that I'm younger than Jane
Fonda, and that's not fair. I mean, look

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her. And so, well, I just haven't much
time left, have I?

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Hey, what happened to equal rights?

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Sorry, we were talking.

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Oh, no, you can't paint. You don't like
the smell of paint. I do now. I like it.

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All right, Auntie?

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Well, for your information, there might
be another auntie in this room.

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But you and Mike?

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Maybe. You and Mike? Yes!

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Mr. Selway? Yes? Terry Bullivon. The job
centre sent me.

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Ah.

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Take a seat.

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Oh, come on.

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I can only stay ten minutes.

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That's very magnanimous of you.

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I was not meant against you. It's just
that I've got to feed the baby at

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Baby? Yeah, she's out there.

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Here, come and have a look. Come on.

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There she is.

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All right, Alana?

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Well, go on, she loves being waved at.

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Look, Mr Bollivant, Terry, Terry, it's
rather unusual, isn't it?

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What? Well... Oh, Alana, you mean.

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Oh, well, I had to bring her, cos
Cheryl's at work.

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She's on the till.

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Oh, I see.

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Shall we... But if your wife... Cheryl.

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Cheryl, if she's at work and you're
after the job here, who would look

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Alana. The baby, Alana. Yes.

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Would Cheryl give up her job?

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Oh, no, no.

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She earns more than your offering here.

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Mind you, that is fair. She has got two
CSDs.

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And who would look after the baby?

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Oh, me mum. But she couldn't do today
because she had to go to the solicitors

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about Evie's shoulder.

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Right.

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Have you been out of work long?

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Eleven months.

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The day after we conceived of Alana.

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Now, there's a twist, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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What sort of job did you have before
that?

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Yards of them. Pardon? All sorts.

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But what was the last one?

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I was in a movie.

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Were you an actor?

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Oh, no, you didn't have to act. It was a
blue movie.

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What was that like?

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Cold.

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Look, do you mind if I warm this up?

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No, no, no.

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Oh, thanks very much.

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Got all the gear in there, look.

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About the job.

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Yeah, sorry.

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Carry on.

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What do you know about it?

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Well, it's gardening, isn't it?

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Landscape gardening.

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What's the difference?

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Well, it's quite a lot, actually.

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There's design.

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Can't help you there, now. No, no, no,
no. I see to all that. But there's a

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certain amount of construction work.

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Rockeries, patios, pathways.

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Post -gardening, eh? In a way,
sometimes.

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See, now you might be talking about
construction, I mean. I used to be on

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building trade once.

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Oh.

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For how long?

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Six weeks.

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And what about gardening per se?

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Pooh.

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As such?

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I was in the parks one summer.

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Oh, excellent.

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That's only picking up the paper, mind.

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Still, I suppose it's all really a
matter of common sense, isn't it?

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I mean, you dig the holes, stick the
plants in, and then the plants grow.

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Oh, is it that simple?

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You see, if I stick plants in holes for
a customer, and those plants don't grow,

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the customer tends to blame me.

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What about the dogs?

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Dogs? The customer has a dog, the dog
tittles on the plants...

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Oh, that's not your fault, is it?

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You're a gardener, not a dog handler.

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That's great, Gardner. Oh, yeah, yeah,
I'm sorry.

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I suppose you'll be seeing others.

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Five or six.

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Oh,

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there she goes.

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On the dot.

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Look, do you mind if I feed her out
there? Then I'll come in and clear all

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away and be off.

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Well, there's nowhere to sit down out
there. You'd better bring her in here.

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Thanks very much.

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All right, all right. Here she is.

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All right, all right.

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Right little guzzler, aren't you, Alana,
eh?

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But you didn't give him the job.

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I've got three other blokes coming
tomorrow.

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I can't not see them.

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But he came top of today's list.

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Yes, I liked him.

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Just wish I was sure he didn't bring
that baby deliberately.

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If I see him again, I've got a suspicion
he'll bring along his old granny in a

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wheelchair.

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What was the baby like?

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Oh, all right, you know.

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In a boat sheet sort of way.

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I think I'd like a baby.

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You didn't hear what I said?

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Yes. Well, say something.

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You're too old.

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I am not.

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You're sure?

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Well, of course I'm sure, women these
days.

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It's just the point. If I wait any
longer, I will be too old.

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There you are, then.

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If there I am, then what?

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What? What point are you making?

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Well, that's no reason, is it?

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It's like swilling down a pint of beer
that you don't really want because you

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know the barman's about to call time.

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What a charming analogy.

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You know what I mean.

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Yes, I do know what you mean. You're
wrong with more to it than that.

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You never mentioned babies.

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When? And we got together.

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Well, I don't remember you issuing a
tight list of preconditions for our

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relationship. You don't, do you? No, you
don't. You just cross your fingers and

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hope everything will turn out all right.

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Everything is all right, isn't it? Yes.

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Well, then, why go mucking about? I'm
not mucking about with anything.

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I thought we were all right as we are.
Well, we are all right as we are. Well,

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then. Well, they could be better.

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By having a baby. Well, don't make it
seem so incredible.

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I can't see us with a baby.

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Can you honestly see us with a baby?

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My God, we're a big enough shambles on
our own.

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So you think our relationship's a
shambles?

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No. That's what you said? I didn't mean
that.

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What I meant to say was that we haven't
been together all that long, and it's

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been a bit of a bumpy ride, and I don't
think you've solved anything by throwing

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babies into the arena. I'm not throwing
babies into the arena. I just said I

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think I'd like one. Ah, there you go.
Think.

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Can't take a baby back to the shop, you
know.

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Not that one on approval.

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I love you when you're being
constructive.

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If you want the truth, I think of just
being broody.

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Oh, I'm not a hen. Helen said that. Ha,
ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha what?

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Well, that's it, isn't it?

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Helen's having a baby, so you want a
baby.

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It's like a sister wanting a sister's
toys. I never wanted one of her toys. I

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never wanted a single one of her toys.
She always wanted mine.

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And she got them.

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Laurie, don't be mean. Share your toys
with Helen. She's only a baby.

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Never had any toys when I was a child.

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Carboard shoebox and the end of a piece
of string.

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That's all I had. Don't start all that
orphanage stuff.

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Got left out in the rain.

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Disintegrated. I don't believe you were
ever in an orphanage.

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I think you're really the son of a
nobleman and you're travelling the

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world disguised as a landscape gardener
before you go back to claim your

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inheritance.

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Had some soldiers.

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The reds dropped off.

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I had some soldiers.

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I thought little girls played with
dolls.

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No, not all little girls.

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Some little girls develop maternal
instincts quite late on in life. You

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you got me off the subject, didn't you?
We have discussed the subject. You think

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so? Not tonight, at least.

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Sleep tight.

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Paul Jones.

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Who? I think it was John Paul Jones.

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What about him? Who said, I have not yet
begun to fight.

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Come in.

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Mr. Thelway?

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Yes? Wilfred Robinson.

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Oh. How do you do?

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Please.

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Sit down. Thank you.

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I'm sorry everything's in such a mess.

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Now then, Mr.

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Robinson, what can I do for you?

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Quite a lot, I hope.

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Good, good.

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So, big job, is it?

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00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,340
Well, that's rather for you to say.

302
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Well, I can't until I know what it is.

303
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But you advertised.

304
00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:17,730
Well, I'm in the Yellow Pages, yes, but
that doesn't make me a mind reader.

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I can't forecast what sort of jobs
people want.

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The job, Mr. Selway.

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Did you say Yellow Pages?

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Yes. Ah, I was referring to the
advertisement of the job centre.

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You mean... You've come after the job
here?

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Yes.

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Oh, I'm so sorry. My wife said that I
should have worn a cardigan. No, no,

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You look very nice.

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Thank you very much.

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You don't want to work here.

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I do.

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But what did you do before?

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I was personnel manager for a large
manufacturing company, but not to put

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fine a point on it, the last thing that
company manufactured was total collapse.

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Surely, with qualifications like that...
Please, I don't want to be rude, Mr.

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Selway, but surely with qualifications
like that, let's assume the proportions

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of a conversational death knell. I'm 50
years old, and 50 -year -old middle

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managers are only minimally less in
demand than hula hoops.

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You've seen the way that I'm offering?

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Yes. You must have got more than that in
luncheon vouchers.

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One must adapt.

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Look, be honest, Mr. Robinson.

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What do you know about gardening?

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A little.

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Before we moved, we had a fair -sized
garden, which we tended ourselves.

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And what do you call fair -sized?

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Two acres.

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I know it said...

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assistant horticulturalist in the
advertisement, but when you come down to

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it's just really labouring. Oh, I
realise that.

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I'm very fit.

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00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:15,219
Well... Look, I won't take up any more
of your time, Mr Selway. I do have other

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applicants to see.

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I can, of course, furnish excellent
references, if necessary.

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Oh, thank you for seeing me.

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Goodbye.

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It's just that I would like to go home
again in the evenings and be able to say

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I've been to work.

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Hello, dear.

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Just wondering if there was any news.

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He really meant it, you see.

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I nearly ran after him and offered him
the job on the spot.

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00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:57,140
But then young Terry turned up and I
like him as well.

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00:19:57,141 --> 00:19:59,079
I didn't bring the baby with him this
time, did I?

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00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,270
Hit me in the box, Phil. We're not
allowed to mention babies here.

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00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:07,419
Well, I think you should give Mr.
Robinson the job. He sounds cuddly. I'm

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hiring somebody to cuddle. You cuddle
babies.

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00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:13,579
You go for the younger one. What's the
thing about old dogs, new tricks? Well,

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it's wrong. Older men are steadier, more
reliable.

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00:20:16,111 --> 00:20:17,539
What do you know about older men?

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00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:18,590
I'm married to one.

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00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,730
Well,

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anybody over 30 these days is positively
geriatric.

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on the scrappy, but 50.

359
00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:33,549
Yes, that's what I thought. Well,
personally, I'm firmly resolved to be on

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scrappy, but 50. And what do you intend
to live on?

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00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:37,570
Charity for my adoring children.

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00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:38,900
Sorry.

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00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,460
It's no work.

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Keep tossing up.

365
00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:45,120
I wish King Solomon was in the phone
book.

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00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:49,330
What do you think, Laura?

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00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:53,060
I thought you'd become very good at
making quick decisions.

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00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:55,810
Well, toss up, then. Spin a coin.

369
00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:58,640
Oh, it's no good spinning a coin over
big decisions.

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00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:02,390
Always lands on a tuft of carpet so that
it's not quite flat.

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00:21:03,790 --> 00:21:07,130
Mr. Robinson must have an awful lot of
business experience.

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00:21:07,131 --> 00:21:11,189
Yes, but in personnel. If I took him on,
the only personnel I'd have would be

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him. Well, he can take his problems to
himself. You go for young Terry.

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00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,129
But he doesn't know the first thing
about gardening. Well, I shouldn't think

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Robinson knows much about getting his
hands dirty. Oh, I don't know.

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00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:23,880
Oh, I didn't think it would be this
difficult.

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00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,770
And they're the pick of the bunch.

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00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:28,190
Personnel manager and a blue movie star.

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00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:32,270
Yes, I do.

380
00:21:32,271 --> 00:21:36,189
Well, I wouldn't let emotion get into
things. Let emotion get into things that

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00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:37,240
cloud your judgment.

382
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:40,150
I do wish you'd play another record.

383
00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:41,580
Certainly.

384
00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:43,440
What would you like?

385
00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:45,190
Everybody loves my baby.

386
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,390
I'd better gladly call Ryan, huh?

387
00:22:12,650 --> 00:22:13,700
I heard them go.

388
00:22:14,090 --> 00:22:17,100
Yes, well, you can pack just so many
laughs into one evening.

389
00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:20,410
Oh, I'm sorry, Mike.

390
00:22:21,350 --> 00:22:22,400
It was Charlie.

391
00:22:22,450 --> 00:22:24,680
Oh, I didn't mean to use that word on
purpose.

392
00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:27,810
Oh, well, we've had it now.

393
00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:30,550
Crop up all over the place.

394
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,920
The old film on television tonight is
bringing up baby.

395
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:39,829
Well, anyway, I'm sorry. It wasn't fair
to snipe at you in front of Phil and

396
00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:41,670
Helen. It's just babyish.

397
00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:46,980
Silly. Yes, well, I didn't exactly jolly
things along, did I?

398
00:22:47,570 --> 00:22:49,740
Journeying on about who should get the
job.

399
00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:52,310
Actually, I've decided.

400
00:22:52,490 --> 00:22:53,540
Oh.

401
00:22:53,670 --> 00:22:56,560
Which one are you crossing your fingers
for? Both of them.

402
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:57,760
That's prophetic.

403
00:22:58,230 --> 00:23:00,030
Why? I'm going to take both of them on.

404
00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:03,250
Oh, you're not just being kind, are you?

405
00:23:03,510 --> 00:23:04,890
No, no, I started thinking.

406
00:23:05,930 --> 00:23:08,750
I keep talking about expanding, but how
can I expand?

407
00:23:09,610 --> 00:23:13,289
If all the time I'm offered lots of
work, I'm too busy to accept it. A

408
00:23:13,290 --> 00:23:14,830
manager in a blue movie, staff.

409
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,750
X. Trust you to take on staff like that.

410
00:23:20,751 --> 00:23:21,969
True.

411
00:23:21,970 --> 00:23:23,020
Blue movies?

412
00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:25,470
I don't think he did it just for fun.

413
00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:32,890
I think he did it... I think he did it
for his little girl.

414
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:44,659
Perhaps if we ran out and down the
street shouting at the top of our

415
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:47,360
baby, we might be able to forget all
about it. Oh, dear.

416
00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:50,930
What? Well, I haven't forgotten all
about it, Mike.

417
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:54,350
I'm sorry that I make it the sole topic
of conversation.

418
00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:57,490
Wishful thinking on my part. I'm afraid
so.

419
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,420
It was John Paul Jones. I looked it up.

420
00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:08,030
Let's go to bed.

421
00:24:11,690 --> 00:24:13,610
This thing's between us now, isn't it?

422
00:24:15,641 --> 00:24:17,649
Yes, it is.

423
00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:18,770
I didn't mean it to be.

424
00:24:19,650 --> 00:24:20,700
I know that.

425
00:24:20,701 --> 00:24:23,329
Anyway, you might change your mind.

426
00:24:23,330 --> 00:24:24,650
No, you might change yours.

427
00:24:27,410 --> 00:24:29,650
Anyway, we're bound to sort things out.

428
00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:31,320
Yes.

429
00:25:02,510 --> 00:25:07,810
A fine romance with no wrestling.

430
00:25:08,410 --> 00:25:15,329
We two are just as prickly

431
00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:16,450
as cactus plants.

432
00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:19,030
Love hasn't got a chance.

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00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,250
This is a fine romance.

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